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Anonymous: Are you into BDSM? 


I’ve always been a fan of Bob Dylan’s Sensual Music 

    JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
    INTERVIEWER: Like what?
    JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
    INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
    JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”


when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way


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if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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