How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via sfux)

sad:

what havent i complained about yet

(via sfux)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via 1mgur)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(via suckatcod)

that-nerdfighter:

arisonas:

ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

only a real 15th century kid will get this

(via orgasmic-humor)

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

(via yuckier)